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Oh Man, Return of the Surveys [Oct. 16th, 2006|03:21 am]
hecklerk91
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[Current Location |Dormroom]
[Current Mood |boredbored]
[Current Music |Forest Gump Soundtrack]

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Robert
Birthday:October 14, 1988
Birthplace:Lennox Hill Hospital, NYC
Current Location:Missoula, MT
Eye Color:Hazel
Hair Color:Brown
Height:5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
Your Heritage:English, Irish, and good ol' American
The Shoes You Wore Today:Sneakers
Your Weakness:Procrastination
Your Fears:Heights
Your Perfect Pizza:Meatlovers with BBQ Chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Getting through my first year of college successfully.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:lol
Thoughts First Waking Up:What time is it?
Your Best Physical Feature:Arms
Your Bedtime:Late night/Early morning
Your Most Missed Memory:Sea Base Florida
Pepsi or Coke:Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:McDonalds
Single or Group Dates:Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla:Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:None
Do you Smoke:No
Do you Swear:Yes
Do you Sing:No
Do you Shower Daily:Yes
Have you Been in Love:Yes
Do you want to go to College:I am in college
Do you want to get Married:Yes
Do you belive in yourself:Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness:No
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak:No
Do you get along with your Parents:Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:Yes
&..39;Do you play an Instrument:'Saxaphone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yes
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs:No
In the past month have you gone on a Date:No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:No
In the past month have you been on Stage:Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped:No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:No
Ever been Drunk:Yes
Ever been called a Tease:Yes
Ever been Beaten up:Yes
Ever Shoplifted:No
How do you want to Die:Either killed in the pursuit of a poacher or silently and by myself in a hsopital
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Forest/National Parks Ranger
What country would you most like to Visit:I'd like to tour the United States
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Blue
Favourite Hair Color:Blonde
Short or Long Hair:Long
Height:Medium (5"4'-5"10")
Weight:100-150
Best Clothing Style:Gothic
Number of Drugs I have taken:0
Number of CDs I own:300 something
Number of Piercings:0
Number of Tattoos:0
Number of things in my Past I Regret:A whole lot, but I don't know if I'd change a thing.

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
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DARWIN AWARDS!!! [Jul. 31st, 2006|01:43 pm]
hecklerk91
[Current Location |Library]
[Current Mood |accomplishedaccomplished]
[Current Music |Yankee Rose by David Lee Roth]

They're In!

In case you haven't received them yet, here are this year's Darwin Awards -- the
annual honour given to the person who improved the "gene pool" the most by
killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. As always,
competition this year has been keen. And the candidates this year
are.............


* IN Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water
after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his
car keys.


* A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran,"
accidentally jogged off a 100-foot-high cliff on his daily run.


* Buxton , NC : A man died on a beach when an 8-foot-deep hole he had dug into
the sand caved in as he sat inside it. Beach-goers said Daniel Jones, 21, dug
the hole for fun, or protection from the wind, and had been sitting in a beach
chair at the bottom Thursday afternoon when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5
feet of sand. People on the beach on
the outer banks, used their hands and shovels, trying to claw their way to
Jones, a resident of Woodbridge , VA , but could not reach him. It took rescue
workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him while about 200 people
looked on. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital.


* Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed in Lompoc , CA , as he fell face-first
through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when
the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth (to keep his hands free) rammed
into the base of his skull as he hit the floor.


* Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed in Selbyville , Del , as he won a bet
with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into
his mouth and pull the trigger.


HONORABLE MENTION:
* Paul Stiller, 47, was hospitalized in Andover township, NJ, and his wife
Bonnie was also injured, when a quarter-stick of dynamite blew up in their car.
While driving around 2 AM, the bored couple lit the dynamite and tried to toss
it out the window to see what would happen, but apparently failed to notice the
window was closed.


RUNNER UP:
* TACOMA, WA Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when one of
them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from the Tacoma Narrows
Bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more heated and at least
10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30AM. Upon arrival at the
midpoint of the bridge they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope.
Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of
lineman's cable lay nearby. One end of the cable was secured around Bingham's
leg and the other end was tied to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the
cable tightened and tore his foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his
fall into the icy river water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. "All I
can say" said Bingham, "is that God was watching out for me on that night.
There's just no other explanation for it." Bingham's foot was never located.

AND THE WINNER:

* Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn, Germany) fed his
constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel
of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let it fly,
and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated
Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the
ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him. "The
sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to
the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the
elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him" said flabbergasted
Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. "With no one there to help him, he lay
under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and
during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents
that proves that "Sh*t happens!"
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Only One More Week [Jun. 19th, 2006|11:15 am]
hecklerk91
[Current Location |Library]
[Current Mood |boredbored]
[Current Music |Give It Away by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers]

Only one more week of boredom sitting at home and driving around aimlesly. Yes, my summer job with Hen Hud starts next monday. Finally I'll have some money. YAY!! Well, tomorrow is Sarah's pool party thing, we will have to see how that goes. Friday is graduation, finally from high school. Man, a lotta finally's in this entry huh? Well, that's about all I have to say here.

See you on the Flip Side.
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In The Words [Jun. 13th, 2006|02:55 pm]
hecklerk91
[Current Location |Home]
[Current Mood |accomplishedaccomplished]
[Current Music |School's Out by Alice Cooper]

In the words of Alice Cooper, "Scool's out for summer, school's out for ever!" Yep, that's is, no more high school. It was a great time though, looking back. So much to cherish, so much to change that i can't, so much to take with me onto college. It's an experience, you laugh, cry, get ticked, but most of all learn. Half of it is social training and experimentation for college. I will miss most of high school, and the rest I'll just leave behind.

Well, the fight of a soldier moves onto new fronts. It's a summer job with either the school, or the parks depot. Either way i technically work for the state, HA!.

Well, I'll see you on the Flip Side.
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Number of the Beast [Jun. 6th, 2006|02:51 pm]
hecklerk91
[Current Location |Library]
[Current Mood |awakeawake]
[Current Music |Number of the Beast]

That is a great Iron Maiden song, and should be the song of the day. Yes, it is 6-6-06, the supposed start of the appocolypse and judgement. Blake mass was great today yet again. Just the outfit and the anti-christ nature, so funny.

Well as for everything else today, not much has happened. Prom is Friday and my mom can't take "I don't know yet" for an answer even though there are many days, hours, and minutes left until. Well, I gotta go, I'll see yall on the flip side.
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No Story [Jun. 1st, 2006|04:09 pm]
hecklerk91
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[Current Location |Library]
[Current Mood |annoyedannoyed]
[Current Music |Sandstorm by DJ Darude]

Well, today was just another hot crapy day. Nothing special, no stories or any of the such. We did have a pretty sweet thunder storm today though and its raining now pretty steadily. It is amazing to me now how homewaork doesn't have to matter as I close out my high school career. I just find it so intriguing all the things that I don't have to do or to care about. It's what I've waited for for all of these years. Just makes you think.

On another note, this computer at the library is pissing me off. Somehow this is the one computer that does not let AIM Express work, and all the other computers are busy. AHHH!! Oh well, I'll get one another day. I got to go now, so peace out.
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Power Point [May. 31st, 2006|02:57 pm]
hecklerk91
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[Current Location |Library]
[Current Mood |amusedamused]
[Current Music |Walk this Way by Aerosmith]

It's June practically, and that means lots of power point presentations. Well, I have two specific ones in mind, both from my sociology class. First was this girl Katie. OMG! I do not think she knew how to use power point at all. Today was ok, but her first day was horrible. Slides were everywhere, and text was hardly readable, nevermind the fact that she wasn't saying anything really during the presentation.

The second is the one I really loved. You gotta give it up to Blake Moss for best power point of the month. He was just so great. The proletariat revolution and communism all over again. So communist, so liberal. A perfect description of the enemy. Well, not much else to say, peace out.
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Long Weekend [May. 25th, 2006|02:39 pm]
hecklerk91
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[Current Location |Library]
[Current Mood |hothot]
[Current Music |Bad Company by Bad Company]

I love long weekends. They give you just time to ret and think. What I need right about now. Tonight though I have such a busy schedule. When I leave here I gotta go home and finish stuff for my physics tutor. Then I have to leave there and rush to get my mom, then rush up to the DEC.

Well, hopefully enough time will pass this weekend to offset the week.

I still care and still love and will always.
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Nuts [May. 24th, 2006|05:29 pm]
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I'm going nuts. Well, I'm in pain. I just emailed Sarah and I'm sitting right next to her in the library. I have no idea anymore, but its better than JFK.
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God Damn [May. 21st, 2006|01:23 pm]
hecklerk91
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[Current Location |Library]
[Current Mood |accomplishedaccomplished]
[Current Music |Cat Scratch Fever by Ted Nugent]

That's all I got to say, and that its been a long time since I have last been here. My myspace has taken this over for a while, but now I'm back. My life is great, well, better than last year. I got into the University of Montana, my first major step towards a dream, living out there and working for(somehow) the US EPA.

Man, things are different. 92.3 Free FM has turned into a mock old-school 102.7 WNEW or the old boston Opie and Anthony station.

Classic rock and American Muscle have seem to come back into my life, as I reach for a 1978 Pontiac Trans AM and a purchase of a CB Radio to go with.

Well, from here its onto college, and from there,
well, as I have said many a time before,
See you on the flip side.
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